i really should just delete this blog but it’s just so quality..
8ot:
This is why I love scottish people
could someone translate this into english
“im not a snitch”
REBLOGGING FOR SCOTTS REBLOGGING FOR TESCO (my two luvs)
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“men dont like that. its such a turn off”
good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise
describing eye colors isn’t actually v helpful as a description??? talk about the makeup smeared on the left side, the lines under their eyes, the sloppily cut hair obscuring their eyes from view, how bloodshot or sunken they seem in the face, how wide they go at the slightest sound, how glassy and unblinking they seem, how they’re always darting away
all of that tells me a bit more about the character than whatever shade of gemstone they most resemble, seriously
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